I mean what is that all about? These people go on and on about things that, in my opinion, just aren't important. Surely, what's really important here is that the area is benefiting economically and new jobs have been created? OK it's a shame for the wee birds and animals but that's life isn't it?

Anyway, most important of all it that it's improved skiing no end don't you think? Oh that's right, you'd said you'd never been skiing in the Cairngorms before. Well even if don't know your skid turns from your snowplough, or your karabines from your crampons, don't worry, as I'll fill you in on all the Cairngorms has to offer.